Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Oh Tuesday

So it is 9:36 AM and I have already:

1. Timed out a kid for peeing on the other
2. Timed out a kid for spitting his milk out of his mouth to make a sprinkler
3. Sent both kids to their room for playing monkey in the middle with the poor cat and pillows
4. Burned the top of my hand pretty severely on theinside top of the toaster oven.
5. Gone outside for FIVE MINUTES to pour 15 bag s of topsoil around our tree and bushes (including our lovely hydrangea friend)
6. Come back inside to find Boy B with no clothes and has "NO IDEA" where they ended up
7. Fought with said boy to find his own clothes and put them back on
8. Sent both boys to their room for "Contact Sniffing" (Don't ask)
9. Scrubbed hands profusely because I couldn't find gloves while digging and I have to teach piano tonight.
10. Discovered that when one "scrubs hands profusely" with a "severe burn" it REALLY HURTS!

What will the next hour hold?


Debbie Yost said...

And I thought I had it bad with the bickering my girls were doing. Peeing on the other. Boy do you lead an exciting life. Girls can't accomplish that very well so that's one less thing I have to worry about. I do deal with the naked issue at times, though.

LadyBugCrossing said...

Someday this will all be funny.

Melissa said...

Sounds like fun! ha ha. Actually is sounds like an evening in this house since gavin is in school during the day. Hope the rest of your day goes by better!

daisy said...

I know what the problem is. You've been ambushed by a Monday. It's just cleverly disguised as a Tuesday. Those sneaky Mondays!

I'm having one, too, but when I tried to explain it to my hubby, he thought I had lost my mind.

Praying for a better rest of the day for you. I'm so glad you blogged about it, cuz in a couple years or so when you look back, it will probably be funny. Today, not so much.

Sending you a ((({{{HUG}}})))!

Hillary said...

what a CRAZY morning!

Courtney said...

That is one crazy morning. Seriously? One boy peed on the other? Glad I have girls.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one with mornings like that. I hope the day got better!!

Summer said...

Oh Kristi!! You poor momma you!

Queen Mommy said...


Chris said...

I still can't believe after talking to you that my godson peed on his brother... I tell you...maybe it is good to have girls... so far I have never heard of that happening with the fairer sex...at least I hope not! Sounds like quite the day otherwise... hope you found something for College Day! Keep in touch!

Chrissy said...

Oy! Well, at least it can only get better?!

Stacey said...

I say get out the duct tape and bubble wrap---LOL!

Best wishes to you, all!

Anonymous said...

That's when you turn around and head for bed again!
Thank goodness not all days are like that hey!

bethn said...

Ok I have to admit of all the ideas my boys come up with peeing on each other is not one of them. Thank God! I hope you're day improves by leaps and bounds.